Trash Panda, An Awesomesauce Event presented by Run Chattanooga

What’s a trash panda? It’s a fun term for a raccoon…because they sort of look like giant pandas (in their coloring) and they sort of look like red pandas (which sort of look like raccoons) and also, they like to dig through the trash. It’s also the slightly-bratty-but-still-kinda-cute little sister race to our perennial powerhouse, the spring Raccoon Mountain races.

START/FINISH: Laurel Point on Raccoon Mountain in Chattanooga, Tennessee

STUFF:
– There will be swag. We have TECHNICALLY surpassed the amount of swag we ordered for this year, but in order to open up more spots to participate in the race, we have some alternative options for swag. If the swag item is something you’re just going to toss in the trash, we’d rather you take the alternative swag. Tossing swag in the trash is raccoon behavior, not human behavior! We want to make sure you get something that will make your precious little heart happy.
– Laser burned wooden finisher medal. Produced by a real, live, actual Tennessean. Maybe that Tennessean will dress up like a raccoon to burn them. Maybe that Tennessean will eat out of the trash can, in the name of authenticity. You never know!
– Because we discontinued our Spring Raccoon Mountain race, and our favorite part of that race was the medals with your name on them, we’re bringing that to this race. That’s right, however you want your medal personalized, it’ll be that way on race day! Burned right into the wood. Literally NOBODY ELSE will have a medal exactly like yours. (You MUST be registered by August 31st to guarantee your personalized medal. We’ll personalize what we can get to after that.)
– The most stocked up aid stations you’ve ever encountered. We won’t even make you root around in a trash can for any of it. We won’t even pull any of it OUT of a trash can. It’s fresh!

We have restocked our Into The Forest I Go mugs, as well as our “Stay Trashy Chattanooga” and “I Run So I Can Eat Garbage” shirts, we’ve got all new shirts (long sleeve and short sleeve), tank tops, and hoodies and other apparel too! (We don’t give these away as swag because everyone has a preference, and we also don’t get the cheapest shirt known to man, nor do we cover the back with logos.) We will also have the bargain items out!

You can also register for future races here, with a little discount for registering in cash. Later this year, we have Spookasaurus and the winter Grab Bag, and Freeze Your Half Off in January is also open for registration. We prefer cash but can also take credit cards, Venmo, and CashApp.

COURSE:
We will be using only the trails that connect to Laurel Point. The loop is a little bit more than 3.1-ish miles long. We’ll have an out-and-back section marked for each distance to get you to the appropriate mileage. The 5K is a little longer than 3.1 miles, which is why it is a 5-ish K, and if you’re not cool with -ish measurements, you probably won’t enjoy running/walking/hiking/dorking around with us.

The trail is technical in that there are roots and rocks, but it’s not particularly difficult. There are no water crossings. Trail shoes are useful, but not necessary. Hundreds of people have done this race without trail shoes. Beginners, hikers, children of all ages are welcome, and we are supportive to EVERYONE. There is an eight hour time limit for all distances. Yes, ALL distances. You must be out on your last lap by 3:45pm. (That’s because the mountain closes, not because we’re meanie pantsers.) We don’t DNF; we’ll give you a finish time for the distance you did complete.

AID STATION:
AKA, what we’re known for. There will be one aid station mid-course, and another one at the start/finish/end of the 5-ishK lap. So you’re never more than 2 miles from food/drinks/frivolity. that you’ll pass on each lap. At the aid station will be Gatorade, water, Coke, Mountain Dew, energy gels, a variety of chips, candy, and cookies, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, pickles and pickle juice shots, and a full array of…